I write (but I’m trying to quit) & live in the UK (but I’m trying to leave).


Teenage bloodbath: the 2010s in review
For the pangolin
Who is Niezy?
An idiot’s manifesto
A creepy clown manifesto
The Harambe variations
A portrait of the Person-Guy
Why zionism is antisemitism
A Rihanna ‘Bitch Better Have My Money’ video roundtable
Why you’re not leaving London
Notes from the demonstration
Cheeky Nando’s, or, what went wrong?
A visit to the cereal café
Tony Blair, dread creature of the forgotten swamp
First as funny, then as die
Why does Alain De Botton want us to kill our young?
Philosophy for the weak
Why George W Bush is the greatest living painter
The conspiracy theory of Disneyland

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